bacon

bacon
1. (bacon) (2394↑, 251↓)
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..." John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

2. (Bacon) (1130↑, 185↓)
The cure for vegeterianism.

When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

Author: Alien Blender http://bacon.urbanup.com/3102447
3. (bacon) (883↑, 348↓)
when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures. it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry" "dont worry, we are going to war soon" "great\! im off to buy some sauce"

4. (Bacon) (602↑, 101↓)
1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around it can be eaten (devoured) with everything and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

5. (Bacon) (982↑, 515↓)
a derogatory term for police officers; cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack? Street Hustler: Crack?\! Smells like bacon up in here.

6. (bacon) (508↑, 123↓)
this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.

Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat\!

7. (bacon) (454↑, 242↓)
or it could just be food...

I loveses my bacon. Sarah: God. I love bacon. Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.

8. (bacon) (131↑, 27↓)
Meat candy.

Bacon just is. Do not question bacon.

9. (bacon) (142↑, 67↓)
A lesser-known synonym for "[awesome]"

"I just won $500\! Bacon\!"

10. (Bacon) (80↑, 23↓)
[Bacon] is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most [bacon] lovers will eat it every day. [Bacon] is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing. Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots. [Bacon] will make your life so much better. Eat [bacon] and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.

"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?" "You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course? "DUH\! :P"

Author: Chris Cracker http://bacon.urbanup.com/4209531
11. (bacon) (75↑, 38↓)
Tastiest substance in our known universe Also derogatory for cop

(Tim eats some bacon, looks off to the right, falls down due to the orgasmical event of eating bacon) Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))

12. (Bacon) (56↑, 23↓)
(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such: "And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made." - Genesis, 13:17 In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.

This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.

Author: Brother In Bacon http://bacon.urbanup.com/4443185
13. (Bacon) (58↑, 28↓)
juicy cuts of fatty pig.

I want me some bacon for breakfast

14. (bacon) (38↑, 9↓)
The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.

I am eating a [bacon] sandwich. I love [bacon]. I wanna have sex with [bacon]

15. (bacon) (60↑, 34↓)
meat product consumed by millions of people worldwide. Very fatty and unhealthy, but delicious. Referenced incessantly on T-Shirts modeled on urbandictionary.com. For example...BACON MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER and YOU HAD ME AT BACON. Stupidest looking shirts I have seen in a while. Nobody I know gets it, and can't imagine they are selling too well

Me: Those stupid bacon tees keep popping up on the side of the screen while I am entertaining myself on urbandictionary.com. I really wish there weren't so many stupid banner ads on this website. Kelly: Yeah I know, but what are you gonna do? They are stupid though

16. (bacon) (25↑, 6↓)
God's gift to man

Jim: i feel bad for observant jews, they can't enjoy bacon Tim: indeed. let's go mourn their loss by making a bacon sandwich

17. (Bacon) (36↑, 19↓)
Pure holy greasy love

Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died. Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.

Author: baconlover2010 http://bacon.urbanup.com/4551807
18. (bacon) (178↑, 163↓)
the police other slang: pigs, fuzz

Blue: What you need, homey? Jake: Crack. about 20 bucks worth. Blue: Crack?\! Smells like bacon in this muthafucka\! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie.

19. (Bacon) (13↑, 2↓)
edible sex

no one can resist the taste of Bacon.. it's just too good

Author: FallingDownInDarkness http://bacon.urbanup.com/5471275
20. (bacon) (11↑, 1↓)
Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day. see also [Kevin Waltman]

I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.

Author: The Shiny Apple http://bacon.urbanup.com/5829829
21. (Bacon) (26↑, 16↓)
1)Pretty much the coolest word ever invented by god 2)Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, and pronoun

1)BACON\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2)Holy Bacon\!\! Stop being such a Bacon\!\! Your a Bacon butt\!\!\! FUCKING BACON\! On a scale to 1 to 10..... sweet bacon\! (will also except what the bacon)

Author: BaconBoy12345 http://bacon.urbanup.com/4017441
22. (Bacon) (9↑, 0↓)
Used for a very attractive female, To point out a Very attractive female to the people around you without arousing the suspicion of said female. Other variations include: Macon-Mom bacon, Facon-Chubby bacon (Nothing wrong with a bigger female)

*Female enters bus and sits next to you and friends* "Dude i totally want some bacon right now" *Friends get the hint and take a look* "Yeah bacon sounds good right now"

23. (bacon) (119↑, 110↓)
Cops,Pigs,Po Po,Police

I smell bacon.Run mutha fucka RUN\!\!\!

24. (bacon) (22↑, 15↓)
Facts about Bacon: 1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that. 2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome. 3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome. 4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between. 5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.

1. Smells like bacon, rookie. 2. I want bacon. Get the axe. 3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus. 4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's. 5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the [Ferrari]

25. (Bacon) (14↑, 8↓)
Jesus Christ was born from the Virgin Mary. When he was a young boy, he was contacted by God and notified that he was the Son of God. In order to impress his father, he strived to have a book written about him. He was kind, generous, polite, and courteous to everyone he met, but this just wasn't good enough to inspire a biography. So one day, Jesus was baking bread to feed some local villagers who had no food. While Jesus was turned away from his oven, God zapped the bread, instantly turning it into enough bacon to feed Jesus' entire village. Until that day, bacon was a food that was only available in Heaven. However, mortals did not know of the existence of bacon, as many would have committed suicide in an attempt to get it. When Jesus took the bacon out of his oven, the smell instantly attracted anyone within a 10-mile radius. Jesus' house was almost instantly crowded with people, including, to his good fortune, some authors. The authors, immediately after tasting the bacon, said that they would write a whole book about him, and that one day he would be revered as the messiah of an entire religion. He didn't believe them at the time, but his skepticism was later adjourned. Everyone who tasted the bacon that was not an author became one of Jesus' followers, now known as Christians. Don't believe the farmer's lies....This is how bacon came to earth.

Hard Working Husband: What are you cooking woman? Submissive Wife: Just some bacon Your Lordship Hard Working Husband: JESUS CHRIST\! BACON\! THAT STUFF IS GODLY\!\!\!

26. (Bacon) (9↑, 3↓)
A piece of delicious heaven

GUY- i want some heaven GUY 2- here ya go(hands bacon) GUY- thanks

Author: Baconator542542 http://bacon.urbanup.com/4864132
27. (Bacon) (21↑, 15↓)
A food product that is, in fact, good for you.

"Lemme tell you something. Bacon is good for me\!"

28. (Bacon) (8↑, 3↓)
1. Noun. Usually meat from the back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried. Also associated with manliness. 2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as '[epic]'.

1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Baaaacccooonn.... *drool* 2. Pizza wrapped in Bacon? That is totally Bacon.

Author: funnyjunk.com http://bacon.urbanup.com/4986434
29. (bacon) (4↑, 0↓)
[Life]. nuff said. goes perfect with mountain dew, or grape soda.

fk examples. bacon.

30. (bacon) (21↑, 17↓)
a derrogitory term for police officers in general.

i smell bacon i smell greese i smell (insert) city police\!

31. (Bacon) (3↑, 0↓)
a [guy] that you find [hot] or [crushable] or even just a guy you might possibly think your [attracted] to. Each guy is a separate [piece] of bacon

Salley: I think I met a guy\! Mary: Ohhh\! Bacon?

Author: harrypotterishotter http://bacon.urbanup.com/6060469
32. (bacon) (4↑, 1↓)
the Desert Eagle of meat products.

Jimmy: "mom what are we having for dinner?" Mom: "bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips, and.....this gun." *pulls out desrt eagle*

Author: The last dodo http://bacon.urbanup.com/5976378
33. (Bacon) (8↑, 5↓)
FUCK-YEA

AMERICA is almost as good as bacon

34. (Bacon) (7↑, 4↓)
Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better\!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me. Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon? Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

35. (Bacon) (11↑, 8↓)
1.) synonym for "love" 2.) another way expressing one's love without actually saying it

Girl: "I bacon you\!" Guy: "I bacon you more\!\!"

Author: Dominic20072007 http://bacon.urbanup.com/4155112
36. (bacon) (3↑, 1↓)
Some good ass pork strips :)

YO SON, PEEP THIS BACON\!\!\!\!

Author: I LOVE BACON SON\!\!\! http://bacon.urbanup.com/5294162
37. (Bacon) (8↑, 6↓)
The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?" Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

38. (Bacon) (7↑, 5↓)
The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?" "Bacon. Duh."

39. (Bacon) (22↑, 20↓)
a slang term used for fellatio. no one is really sure where it came from, but it sounds alright, so people use it. because of its obscurity, it is easy to use in public places, like subways and cafeterias, without sounding vulgar.

1.How about some bacon? 2.Damn, that girl gives good bacon.

40. (bacon) (54↑, 52↓)
The lips of the woman's vagina.

Man that girl's got some bacon\!

Author: Georgey Porgey http://bacon.urbanup.com/100580
41. (Bacon) (1↑, 0↓)
1. Meat Candy

BACON 'nuff said

Author: Catherine Da Great http://bacon.urbanup.com/5753255
42. (Bacon) (7↑, 6↓)
Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance? Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

43. (Bacon) (5↑, 4↓)
Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.

I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.

44. (bacon) (9↑, 8↓)
Something that sounds really good to eat. An object normally not edible, that would taste good if it could be eaten.

Steve: 'Hey, you want to grab some Taco Bell?' Louis: 'Sounds bacon to me.' John: 'Damn dude, did you see that sweet Porsche back there? That was pretty damn bacon.' Bill: 'I know, I'd love to have one of those.'

Author: onethousandshards http://bacon.urbanup.com/4204770
45. (Bacon) (15↑, 14↓)
Short and simple -Meat. Candy.

I'm hungry, mom\! i want some meat candy\! Im making bacon right now honey\!

Author: Blake lee sexy taco http://bacon.urbanup.com/4028872
46. (BACON) (31↑, 30↓)
"Bitch Acting Crazy Over Nothing."

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.

47. (bacon) (38↑, 37↓)
- unwanted email that is not quite spam - email you signed up for but don't really want - email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

Author: David Marcucci http://bacon.urbanup.com/2565365
48. (bacon) (0↑, 0↓)
Nuff' said.

"Either you like bacon, either you're wrong, end of story."

Author: FinalHazardNova http://bacon.urbanup.com/6188151
49. (BACON) (0↑, 0↓)
BACON\!\!\!= sex in a skillet

Kara guess what...BACON\!\!\! lol

Author: K.R.T + A.G.H = BFF's http://bacon.urbanup.com/6164829
50. (bacon) (0↑, 0↓)
Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.

Girl \#1: So what's your new guy like? Girl \#2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his [sausage] but stingy with his bacon\!

51. (bacon) (1↑, 1↓)
v. The act of a guy hitting a girl.

"I'm going to bacon you if you don't shut up\!" "Wow... Who baconed you like that?"

52. (bacon) (5↑, 5↓)
Thick, delicious strips of pork after they are fried. Also known as "a heart attack on a plate".

"Hey man, guess what I had for breakfast today?" "I don't know, man. What is it?" "Eggs and a whooooole lot of bacon." "Man, you just ate a heart attack on a plate."

53. (Bacon) (1↑, 1↓)
The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a [douchebag], [asshole], [dipshit], psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country \#1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people? Leader of a Country \#2: Let them eat bacon.

Author: rumpunchtweaker45 http://bacon.urbanup.com/5964896
54. (bacon) (0↑, 0↓)
the cheese of meat.

Bacon is the cheese of meat.

Author: Time Enough at Last http://bacon.urbanup.com/5823123
55. (Bacon) (0↑, 0↓)
This form of "bacon" is used to describe a person that is abnormally large, or someone that looks like they have eaten a little bit too much bacon.

That guy's gut jiggles every time he steps and he looks like he has four chins. He is totally a bacon.

Author: the ultimate ninja stalker http://bacon.urbanup.com/5601284
56. (bacon) (2↑, 2↓)
Skipping yards in a swimming set. Typically done by the scum of the earth, like the douches over at Fremd High School.

George: Yo homes, we got a butterfly set comin up maaaaaaan. Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.

57. (Bacon) (3↑, 4↓)
1. A delicious meat product 2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.

1. Oh my god look at all this bacon\! 2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.

58. (bacon) (4↑, 5↓)
cops, johnny law, po-po, and many other nick names

look at that bacon over there camping in the dark corner waiting for speeders, he's just as bad as those fags on COD:MW2

Author: wild man 0023 http://bacon.urbanup.com/5133308
59. (Bacon) (2↑, 3↓)
Bacon: Adjective that says something is totally awesome,good,great.

Wow\! That movie was totally bacon\! That bacon is bacon man.

60. (BACON) (5↑, 6↓)
the cure for cancer

Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom Doctor: its ok have some Bacon (( eats bacon )) Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon

61. (Bacon) (5↑, 6↓)
The Best Food Ever.

Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days Person 2: Have some Bacon Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever\!\!

62. (Bacon) (7↑, 8↓)
Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

63. (bacon) (16↑, 17↓)
1: (proper)Food product derived from swine. 2: (slang) Currency.

1: Yo, Marla, can I get me some bacon wi' dese pancakes? 2: Man, I need some bacon, I'm-a hit the machines like a demolition derby.

64. (bacon) (0↑, 2↓)
The back-end of a female also known as thier asshole.

yo i ate that girls bacon last night..i was in heaven

65. (BACON) (0↑, 2↓)
Become A Complete Obnoxious Negro B.A.C.O.N.

Steve:You bout to go Ham aint you bro? Duante: Im bout to go Bacon Cuzz\!.......aint no goin Ham today\!\!\!\!

66. (Bacon) (2↑, 4↓)
pig fat. plain and simple, pig fat smothered in grease.

Dude, your kitchen smells like bacon. My redneck neighbor was just cooking breakfast...

67. (Bacon) (2↑, 4↓)
God's gift to man. Good for anytime of the day. Easily able to cure any case of vegetarianism.

ONE: "You member how Jenny was a vegetarian?" TWO: "Yeah, why?" ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."

68. (bacon) (3↑, 5↓)
if you don't know what it is, you must live under a rock and have no knowledge of delicious foods and you are an insult to the human race.

Phoebe: I love bacon\! Kasi: What is bacon? Every person in room: *stabs Kasi*

Author: NinjaGirlAwesome http://bacon.urbanup.com/4918660
69. (bacon) (20↑, 22↓)
a police man or squad car (meat waGON)
70. (Bacon) (3↑, 6↓)
the small tainted space inbetween your cock and balls and your bum hole, formerly known as your "gooch" or "taint" and or "blind-spot".

my bacon is sticky. ladys love a well kept and combed bacon. running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.

Author: Thundercockonious http://bacon.urbanup.com/5157371
71. (Bacon) (1↑, 4↓)
v. A word used to describe something that is totally amazing, awesome and unbelievable. It originated on funnyjunk.com some time in 2010.

Oh man, look at this picture describing what happened to this guy\! That's so bacon\!

72. (Bacon) (6↑, 9↓)
A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked) OR a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.

"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon." or " I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "

73. (Bacon) (11↑, 14↓)
An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

74. (Bacon) (8↑, 11↓)
Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude\! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon\! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

75. (bacon) (8↑, 11↓)
a term for a cop or a peace of ham

do you hear that bacon coming

76. (Bacon) (18↑, 21↓)
Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.

For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month. I was not a happy camper that month.

77. (bacon) (31↑, 34↓)
A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

78. (bacon) (24↑, 27↓)
a dead pig ( cop)

Jake greased those two pigs to bacon cuz the stole his cheedah.

79. (Bacon) (5↑, 9↓)
A nice piece of ass. salty tasting pussy

She looks like some bacon waxing material

80. (Bacon) (4↑, 8↓)
To be something completely awesome... Use adj.

Wow that ride was totally bacon.

81. (bacon) (8↑, 12↓)
a voluptuous behind.

"DAMN\! Look at the bacon on that girl\!"

82. (Bacon) (5↑, 9↓)
Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig. Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."

RADAR detector Starts beeping, "Hmmm smells like Bacon." Bacon, Bacon where, "It's Bacon".

83. (bacon) (13↑, 17↓)
To define long vaginal lip (labia).

Ohhh... look at that bacon\!

84. (bacon) (11↑, 15↓)
Term used for police also known as [pigs](bacon comes from pigs)

Oh snapz\! Here come the [bacon]

Author: Ya-GUH-ARIELLE http://bacon.urbanup.com/1773361
85. (bacon) (2↑, 6↓)
Slang for the "beacon" option on an observatory in Natural Selection. To respawn the whole marine team for the cost of 15 resources.

Kill the bacon machine\bacon Fuckin comm bacon\! our base is poont\bacon

86. (bacon) (24↑, 28↓)
one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."

dayum\!\! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon\!

87. (Bacon) (16↑, 20↓)
English/UK Prison rhyming slang - "Bacon bonce" - Nonce

"That fellah's a right Bacon" (that gentleman is a bit of a pedo)

88. (bacon) (57↑, 61↓)
The best stuff on earth It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

Author: Hasbro Jones http://bacon.urbanup.com/681094
89. (bacon) (17↑, 21↓)
a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy\!

Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.

Author: Peter Christian http://bacon.urbanup.com/353906
90. (Bacon) (6↑, 12↓)
A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours. Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the [adolescent] [male], who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.

Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me. Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON\! Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you\! Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*

Author: Charlotte Jane http://bacon.urbanup.com/4863179
91. (bacon) (17↑, 23↓)
possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

Author: hiphophead293847 http://bacon.urbanup.com/4392712
92. (Bacon) (3↑, 9↓)
A female that is either over weight or extremely ugly.

Homie 1: Wats good wit some hoes nigga?\! Homie 2: Naw cuzzo. Desse bitch's hurt; dey all bacon. Homie 1: Bacon as in busted, or bacon as in big? Homie 2: Both Nigga\!

Author: WittyassNigga.Nigga\! http://bacon.urbanup.com/4066431
93. (bacon) (2↑, 8↓)
the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

94. (Bacon) (6↑, 12↓)
A slang word, mostly used and is used to say instead of "whatever" or "yeah right".

Dude: "I got an A+ in Pre Algebra\!" Dude 2: "Bacon\!"

95. (Bacon) (7↑, 13↓)
1. [noun] A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.

"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"

96. (bacon) (6↑, 13↓)
large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.

Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?

97. (Bacon) (4↑, 11↓)
A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men. A person that takes it up the butt. A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.

"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers." "Really?" "Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"

Author: asdfjkl;asdfjkl; http://bacon.urbanup.com/2920239
98. (bacon) (15↑, 22↓)
when a flap of skin (shaped like bacon) has mysteriously been excerted out of a womans pussy whilst being liked out.

Woman= shit this is good \@£$$\@* Man= \!\!what the fuck??\!\! Woman= Dont stop \@\@£$$$£\@**( Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy Woman= \@££££\@$$%%% Yeah Boi\!\!$$%%^^**&&^

Author: Random Rutlander http://bacon.urbanup.com/1184858
99. (Bacon) (9↑, 16↓)
Someone who gives another person attitude. An agitated disturbance. To bring [drama]

Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face. ----- How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid\! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.

Author: The Chow Man http://bacon.urbanup.com/867573
100. (Bacon) (12↑, 19↓)
Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

101. (Bacon) (8↑, 17↓)
Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon\!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.

Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch\!?"\\ Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore\!"

102. (bacon) (16↑, 25↓)
Bacon is a word used to describe an ravishingly intreging smell, to here "you smell like bacon" is a truly special event, one that should be glorified and you should be honered.

"christa you smell of bacon" said alex "what" said christa "grrr i love it" said alex

Author: Alex Harrison http://bacon.urbanup.com/2124173
103. (bacon) (8↑, 17↓)
a typical english person

bacon is used to describe a cokney guy/girl

104. (bacon) (2↑, 11↓)
the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j "I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

105. (bacon) (2↑, 11↓)
the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j "I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

106. (bacon) (5↑, 14↓)
the sack of fatty fat that hangs from a cat or occaisionally a person's mid-section.

hey... there goes mr. whiskers\! look at that bacon wiggle.

107. (bacon) (7↑, 16↓)
Food that comes from pig. Also can be used out of question, exlimation, or any way of showing expresion

Bacon. (can be used anywhere)

108. (bacon) (1↑, 12↓)
a boy with grey hair prematurly. with an abnormaly large gurth. thinks he is a playa when he shud be chillin with his homegirl. looks wierd on a bike.

bacon has homosexual tendancies

109. (Bacon) (2↑, 13↓)
1.Money, Cash, Loot. 2.Extremely Hot, Humid,Climate.

1.Bacon is used in the rap song "ill Street Blues" by Kool G Rap. "thinking of a way to make some bacon" 2.Bacon comes from the actor Kevin Bacon. "Son, it's bacon out here"

110. (bacon) (4↑, 15↓)
A term used to express astonishment at the cluelessness of another person. (i.e., "Duh")

It's a toilet. You go to the bathroom in it ... bacon\!

111. (bacon) (12↑, 23↓)
A slang term for an overly atttractive female. Used to not be obvious when checking out said female.

"Check out that bacon\!" "Where?" "4 'o clock" "Ooo nice"

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112. (bacon) (3↑, 14↓)
Getting Salary from work.

Devo - Mongoloid mongoloid he was a mongoloid happier than you and me mongoloid he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see mongoloid he was a mongoloid one chromosome too many mongoloid he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see and he wore a hat and he had a job and he brought home the bacon so that no one knew mongoloid he was a mongoloid his friends were unaware mongoloid he was a mongoloid nobody even cared

113. (bacon) (3↑, 15↓)
typical hoochie, stuck up, mean, agressive, and violent.

hey look, theres bacon\!

114. (bacon) (13↑, 25↓)
the new word for COOL\! Everyone uses it if they're cool

Man\! You're so bacon\! Your hat is soooo bacon\!

115. (Bacon) (6↑, 18↓)
Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

116. (bacon) (4↑, 17↓)
Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

Author: Crapper McGee http://bacon.urbanup.com/465504
117. (Bacon) (3↑, 17↓)
Bacon isn't really bacon. It's really the chopped up minds of children who have learnt too much. THE BACON IS WATCHING YOU\!\!

Oh shit it's bacon ... RUN\!\!

Author: Bitch, Hamz & Boo http://bacon.urbanup.com/3031979
118. (bacon) (17↑, 31↓)
A verb of non-definite meaning, although it is probably something peverse.

1. Im gonna bacon you 2. He just baconed her 2. Don't bacon me like that

Author: Five of Eleven http://bacon.urbanup.com/1248735
119. (Bacon) (5↑, 20↓)
a vegatable from the porkis carrotis group.

I eat little children because they are made of bacon and bacon is a vegatable and their for it is healthy to eat little children

120. (bacon) (6↑, 22↓)
Name given to those who sizzle with grease and beg to be braked for

"I Brake for Bacon"

Author: The NWEB Masters http://bacon.urbanup.com/1271851
121. (bacon) (6↑, 29↓)
A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon Hey Bacon, fuck off

122. (bacon) (4↑, 30↓)
Legs. Rhyme slang: bacon is short for bacon and eggs, eggs rhymes with leggs

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon..."

123. (bacon) (10↑, 41↓)
1. the sound and smell made when two overweight (FAT ASS) people fuck. 2. the sound made by a fat woman's pussy when she walks.

1. Did you hear Doc and Ashlyn making bacon?? 2. the fat woman's pussy said "baacon, baaacon, baaacon.."

124. (bacon) (9↑, 43↓)
it means weed , marijuana

yo i smoked some bacon

125. (bacon) (3↑, 51↓)
n. A really fat girl.

Here comes one of the bacons

126. (Bacon) (5↑, 62↓)
Peace of cow poop

God dammit I stepped in bacon\!\!\!

Author: Poopstain revenge http://bacon.urbanup.com/298371
127. (Bacon) (13↑, 126↓)
the gayest gay fag in the world who likes licking fat midget assholes while covering his chode in plasticene while being fucked in the ass by a horny monkey

man anthony bacon who lives at 96 harbour terrace in dunedin is Bacon

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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